Vagina Floss 2020 Jimmy Boom Semtex
- NICK ARMBRISTER/JBS
- Jul 27, 2020
- 3 min read
Vagina Floss 2020
Jimmy Boom Semtex
An air hostess called Lucy Ann claimed to have felt and seen something odd on the plane she worked. Glimpses of shadows where there were none and a feeling of coldness when the heating was on full. This she reported and no problems were found.
Thing continued and got worse. Coffee was knocked over and crisp packets physically damaged. This was in the secure storage area where nobody but the small group of hostesses had access.
Each sighting and incident was reported anonymously. The airline took all things seriously and investigated each report. However, nothing was found except one startling fact. The five jet planes that used replacement parts off the crashed jet had all suffered 'incidents'.
Staff aboard the jet that used the replacement wheel nuts had experienced rapid air temperature changes, out of focus glimpses of fellow workers and two cases of air hostesses being pushed over. This is when only they were aboard the plane, before the passengers had embarked. And the glimpses looked like deceased colleagues off the crashed plane.
Each aeroplane was being 'haunted'. Though the original sister plane was destroyed and all aboard killed, the undamaged small parts were still functional. But they were connected to the doomed jet. Nothing would or could remove that connection with the plane or the dead. That is except removing the parts and replacing them with factory fresh ones. What do you think happened then? Was it all in the minds of the staff or was it something more sinister?
HELLO JOEY THAT'S A NICE CAR
WE HEAR YOU'VE WROTE A BOOK
LET'S HAVE A CUP OF TEA WITH ERNIE
AND DO THE SPACKERS DANCE
small hills
the hills are always there or are they? a two mile high mountain reduced to grains of sand
Between Opposites
Imagine a person who lives in the desert and love the ocean Imagine a person who lives in the plains and loves the mountains Imagine a person who lives in the tundra and loves and tropics Imagine a person who likes Nature's opposites Imagine a person who actually achieves this No matter what it takes..
It was now time. The merman took the fisherman first. A raised fist and threat made the fisherman comply; he stuck his butt up as more shrimp paste was added. The hole had a triple amount to accept the dildo. The merman jerked in and out, it was like it was Fisherman Butt Fucking World Series 2020! In and out like there was no tomorrow. The Black Mamba fourteen inch long strap on dildo glistened like a creature from the ocean depths. And something odd happened. The fisherman got a hard on!
The mermaid grinned and went to work, gobbling the surprisingly large cock off. Till now it hadn’t been touched. The fisherman enjoyed it. Was he in Sweden with a gay Neo Soviet sailor?
They swapped and reversed roles. The merman took over sucking the fisherman’s cock till he came. He was getting with the program now and enjoyed it! Stockholm Syndrome. The mermaid’s butt fucking was gentle compared to the merman, like a slow steady pulsing rhythm like a steam train on a Sunday afternoon.
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The aerospike incident was even worse. Decades ago the mermaid witnessed an ocean test launch of a Trident D5 nuclear missile. It was the best of its kind and sported a unique feature: an aerospike to enhance flight performance. The spike was designed to create a supersonic shockwave so the nuclear missile moved easily through the atmosphere.
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