random poem samples from LIZARD SNAIL 124KNick Armbrister and other writers
- NICK ARMBRISTER/JBS

- Sep 22, 2021
- 3 min read

The first quarter mile was passed in less than 3 seconds. A support vehicle acted chase. It caught up with Mike and he gave a thumbs-up. They turned his car around and refuelled it. Then he came back again in a roar of noise.
“Nothing to it,” he said, after unstrapping the seven point safety harness and leaving the vehicle. “That was fun. Now which of you will go first?”
“He will,” the Marines said each pointing at the other.
Mike laughed and asked one for a coin. Stan gave him a nickel. Mike said you’re heads and he’s tails. He tossed the coin onto the dry sand salt and looked at it.
“It’s heads. That means you are first to go Stan. Go into the support trailer and get changed. Next to your Aurora flight, this will be the ride of your life. Good luck son.”
“Go bro, I’m next,” Danny shouted, giving his mate a high five. Their bravado hid their nerves.
Choo choo train steaming on to where faster than a diesel
Going twice as fast metal machine on a mission go go go!
Unmanned freight train a hundred years old plus ten
In no way ready for the breakers yard and scrap auction
This one escaped and is going full blast one way to where
Will take air strikes and army bridge demolition to halt it
And the mechanic who fucked a Mig jet in the hot desert air
Get nautical with Seaman Staines and Master Bates on Fucked Ferry
How about an Anorak who bonked his steam train on the Lickey Incline
Sex with a helicopter was the most lethal the pilot almost lost his chopper!
Most boring and humble was the bicycle shagger he love a Penny Farthing
How different than big rig man who pumped away with his 60 ton truck
The wanker says this in the morning and expects an instant yes
No is not an option if you want to keep your job
There goes your soccer game with the lads
No trip to the cinema with your girlfriend
Bang goes your quiz night in the pub
You gotta pull a double of 18 long fucking hours
This includes two one hour breaks and coffee time while you work
We are treated like machines and the rival factory uses them
Replacing the complaining workers with robots
Robots just need a can of oil and a power supply
This story is dedicated to the lady of my dream, my friend, lover, wife, my opposite. We will make love and meet again. Always together.
Back to the band. The band had a good Myspace profile. It was done the old skool way and had a 70s/80s rock look that was both UK and USA classic rock.
Brit music was Lead Zepplin, Rainbow, Deep Purple, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest and most others from that time. The band also did many 80s requests and hard rock versions of New Romantic synth tracks were unique.
Cock rock was a big part of their music catalogue with bands like Firehouse, Warrant, Motley Crue, Skid Row, Guns n Roses and many more.
His anal rocket whistled Dixie and wow!
It was as cool as a moon shot and safer
He described an apogee in the air
Visible by a blue smoke trail and flame
Which slowly faded and died out
The call centre worker lost height
Going into free fall he tried to flap
But you’re not a bird nor have wings
So fuck this for a splatter dead laugh
He popped a small back parachute
It was white with a big purple cock on it
He drifted down to the plaza
Twenty five floors below him
Nude call centre worker and his tools
A spent anal rocket and computer chair
His office mates filmed and shouted







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