Welcome to Hell is what the kids’ top said
It was made in Red Chinky land by CCP turtles
The mother of the kid complained and said why?
Why are you selling this crap to me and my kids
Its fine you steel other nations’ secrets to copy
And sell the counterfeit black market crap
But this crosses the red line drawn by the CCP turtles
More profit for the dirty red commies nothing but dogs
And a few greedy rats profiting off the backs of others
Anywhere else it wouldn’t be allowed but this is China
Coloured red by the Chinky Commy Party turtles
All bastards and not to be respected for they are thieves
Who live in their own nation that I think is modelled on Hell
Ripped off from the Devil so the CCP turtles can profit
They all need sending to the real Hell with a one way ticket