Battle Clouds sample

Two fighter pilots met in combat and both were splashed. One was from Taiwan and flew an F-16V and the other Red China with a J-10C. Both state of the art warplanes fell in flames into the distant ocean. The pilots quickly ejected and floated down under a turquoise sky.

Quickly dropping his ‘chute, the Taiwanese pilot ran to the tree, gun in hand. He looked up and saw the still figure. Blood dripped down one leg. He raised his gun and fired again at the pilot’s other uninjured leg. He smiled. Torturing a prisoner was both illegal and unjust. But there was nobody else on this island so the Taiwanese was in charge and acted accordingly.

And so it went on. The Chinese pilot came round and cried in pain. He begged for water. The Taiwanese gave him a metal cup full of piss and made him drink it. He gagged and puked up. His puke included blood. His victor hit him twice on the back with the stick and he fell in his own vomit.

The Taiwanese knelt down and laughed. He produced a small plastic bottle and drank from it. “Look, I have water. Fresh from Taipei. It tastes lovely and cold.”

The Taiwanese scooped up a handful of sand and dropped it on the loser’s head then shoved him with his flight boot. More sand was deposited on the Red. A slap on the ear, a back hand to the neck, a boot stamp to an ankle, a rabbit punch to the belly.

He took out his ceramic survival knife from its Kevlar leg scabbard. It was razor sharp. The Taiwanese pilot pranced round the sand and skipped to the injured man. He whooped and sang an old Nationalist song his grand father sang from the failed revolution.

Hideous noises came from the Red. Blood poured like rain on to the sand. Another side kick broke two ribs. Then the pilot got his cock out and pissed on his enemy. No mercy and no respect!

“Enjoy the golden rain, you red twat! My Yankee made Viper jet is way better than your crap rip off junk J-10C. I splashed two before and three of your fat Y-20 jet transports. I made your soldiers burn for trying to invade Taiwan. Long live Taiwan! Now you die motherfucker!”

Later, the Taiwanese cut up the dead Chinese pilot and carefully smoked his remains. These would be wrapped in the parachute silk and preserved. This would give him food for two months. He’d done it twice before with other enemies. He would also fish, filter sea water for fresh water plus scout for sweet water springs.

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from SUCTION PUMP 2020

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