a few dirty poems from one of my books...
- NICK ARMBRISTER/JBS
- May 31, 2020
- 1 min read
Connected
I get a big stiffness talking to a strange girl like you
You call me sweetheart and I call you love
I get a huge deformity in my pants
Oh my dear unnamed lady so close to me
But half a world away
Let’s get together and make this happen
Be more than a voice on the phone
You're my wet lush cliché who's real
Tamed
He called up the contact
The contact gave his name and number
The number was a familiar one
Old Nick's address 666
The name needed verifying
Bitch Wanker
Can you spell it again?
The line was bad
Remember son
Gothic music is the best
And Satan is a heavy metal God
See you at the gig
Dress in black...
Love and Hate
Sometimes we grow short
The perfect height for special missions
Ideal for infiltration behind enemy lines
Or licking pussies midget style
We will strike at will
And achieve our aims
War mission or fuck buddy
Siblings
What a lovely nice polite black man.
The perfect brother.
He was fucking huge.
Especially when in bed with your wife...
Relationship
What's your name?
Anything you want it to be, baby...
Natural Pharmacy
Do you have the solution?
A cream to stop the hurricane
English Will
They set off another bomb on a train
An incendiary device which ignited
In a whoosh of fire on the London tube train
The flames shot past a man’s head
Eighteen were hurt, one with facial burns
The authorities’ state those responsible will be caught
We shall see in the near future
But the terrorists will lose for the following reason:
They will never break our will
They will run out of bombs before we snap
Our strength will endure
from SPEAR FLY
Nick Armbrister and Saurabh Pant
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