8 x Shithole Oldham Poems

Taken from CC 191 2020

JIMMY BOOM SEMTEX

There are 10 poems in all on my home town. 8 are here. Buy the book to read the rest.

Cc 191 2020 is a new release from Jimmy Boom Semtex and a follow up to the other 2020 volumes.

The varied work includes a narrative called Darkness Comes Knocking about being bullied.

Poems range from erotic work like Lady Boy Lo-Li-Ta. The lady boy has a 23mm cannon shell that doubles as an adult toy and meets a couple called Graham and Nancy. The exploits are almost illegal.

On Firemen is a section about firemen and their line of work. Turn the heat and risk factor up. One for the ladies.

Shithole Oldham Poems

Bar Steward Town 1 (for Debbie)

What they did to Debbie was beyond compare

Anywhere else except in this damn town

A real lady came from afar to heal the sick

Persons unknown took her happiness

Did their despicable act and slew her life

They respected her religion by crossing her

But not her body by using two big knives

Two decades on the killers are free

Just showing that you can escape justice

And get away with murder in this town

One day karma will intervene

And set Debbie free

All that is right must win

All that is wrong will lose

Bar Steward Town

Karma judges all

Bar Steward Town 2

They go to drink and fight every single weekend

Same old thugs same old pubs same old streets

It’s always been this way in this town

My dad patrolled these streets

As his colleagues do

On and on it goes

Bar Steward Town 3

There is a certain type of gal in this town

Who will do whatever she wants

All for the price of a drink

Bar Steward Town 4

This is the town where they dump foreigners

All race creed colour and religion are welcome

Asian black Eastern European all of you

Come to paradise and make a life

Where the locals have nothing

And you will to so welcome to paradise

A paradise of nothing except old pride

Bar Steward Town 5

A certain type of person lives in that town

Bar Steward Town a breeding ground for nasties

Especially the male species who are thugs

Doing unspeakable things to people

I've experienced their malicious ways

And nasty spiked words with intent

Take a certain individual who worked with me

We did a job fixing buses in the big garage

He was a total fucker who deserved to be culled

His poison infected everybody including me

I'm glad I only have memories of him

They go in this poem for him and his type

Beware of them and don't give an inch

They only respect themselves and their aims

You are nothing to them as are their own kind

They are negative self centred bar stewards

Each living in a world revolving around them

The town breeds certain types of people

It must be something unknown in the water

Especially the male species in this town

Never ever trust them or their aims

Bar Steward Town 6

What type of mother pimps out her own daughter?

They do it in this town it helps feed the hordes

And put illegal guns and knives on the table

Weed, Class A drugs and stolen goods are bought and sold

To sell on for further gain more crimes carried out

Adding to illicit gains from the sex trade

A buck suck and fuck the cheapest in town

If you take advantage of this service

You perpetuate this and make it worse

Bar Steward Town the UK's worst

Nowhere comes close to this where a mum

Pimps out her own daughter for cash

And doing it herself the best teacher

This is the way it is generation to generation

Will the daughter's daughter be the same?

Bar Steward Town 7

In the town they built pubs and bars and clubs

Before they built the houses to cater for the needs

Of the nutcases and hard men and their gals

Who inhabited the place for they were all thirsty

And needed a drink or ten before the next fight

Or before going off to work in the mills

Or digging the canals or making train tracks

They were a bunch of hard bar stewards

Who you never ever messed with unless

You were one of them and of equal hardness

Cut form the same cloth and millstone grit

Quite unlike any other men in any other town

Simply the hardest and least girly of any men

They proudly lived in Bar Steward Town

And wrote the history books on being hard

Bar Steward Town 8

Do you satisfy your wife?

Let me do that to her

Things like that happen here

Nobody thought odd of it

Not even to the pissed couple bonking

In the school yard after hours

All the town's folk were this way

Thirsty and drinkers all the time

It was sort of local pride

Just like nailing a hole

Lots of dirty warm beer

And skanky holes

That type of town

Awesome people

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